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Its done. Finally. well 95% of it....lol
Took a while and wrote like hell to try and transcribe everything.

Just a dilema: not sure if I should post it on JDB site first though....

mmmmmm
will consult the senior partners on that one.....
and it may end up passworded on here too. members only kinda thing

JDB

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Transcribed by JDB. No copying. This article remains on JDB site. Thanks
Also contains swearing.
The Girl In Question

Hello
James Marsters, (JM)
David Boreanaz (DB)

JM: Good to see this is so fun. Remember this is my favorite episode of the whole year. Woah!
DB: Ok we're um gonna do this commentary, Italinao style. Gonna be Italian tonight. Italiano. All right ok. alright, can't even see the screen. Tell him to put that thing away!
Ok we're gonna do an episode commentary, obviously and er David Greenwalt directed this episode, wrote the episode and was episode 20 and was a very pivitol episode, because it was special to have David come back, because David Greenwalt was pretty much the start of Angel and the show and it was very typical.
JM: You should know man, like Joss didn't think the character Angel was gonna take off, and David Greenwalt has to talk him into it, and its 'oh thats right, I understand now' he pulled the show. oh ok.
DB: and ok yeah I was doing some driving scenes once and went out to Joss and David Greenwalt. shit man. so to crash. It was special to have Greenwalt come back, for alot of reasons, one because you know he just was so influencial and we had a lot of fun with it.
JM: And it was late in the season and I myself was totally crapped. I was no more energy. Just no fuel, nothing. Then Green came in had such an infectious pace that literally I'm going thru. He came in and he had so much love for what he was doing, and he had such a clarity for what he wanted, and its just like completely reinvigerated my batteries......(?)
DB: Whatever he said.Woah, thats a big screen man, check it out. fuckin broom! I now prounce it a stick! So you're all familiar with Clockwork Orange are you?
JM: What the hell is going on here? Oh the intro. Are we supposed to watch this and talk about it?
CROWD: Yes!!
DB: ok, can't fuckin see it!
JM: ok, we got one slouching, one slouching word. We want like slouching.
DB: ok sorry, we're on the phone to somebody. (laughter) we're all in Hollywood. er ok I'm thinking of something, pushing the um, and here comes the Angel thing cause we've been thru a tunnel. Theres Spike and someone shooting a gun. Theres J. Hey J! Hallett. and we all go to the airport together, lovely day for shopping. Shot the pilot that stays in the original credits there, which was also a favorite of Joss and David. So here we come into the law suit.
JM: Dude, do we have any sound? I mean whats up?
DB: It was starring Julie Benz and my hair is itching me.
JM: Go find the bad people!
was funnier and I say, turn these things on? (?) he wiped the floor.
DB: Ok here we are. Here we go.
? : He really loved to play on this
DB: So now we're on a plane. fuckin nuts.
JM: I remember this scene. I had to pee but couldn't get out so stuck in front of the camera crew and just couldn't go anywhere.
DB: And now I'm thinking about joining the mile high club right there. and James is also thinking of joining.
JMl I can't really hear a word he's saying.
DB: And its a producer Kelly Manners, who did a great job on every show. and really should be involved with kelly. Its was fun.
So theres us going to find Buffy in Italy and when we decided we where going to Italy which was a big job, we wern't sure how it was going to work, and it did.
JM: I don't know. we felt that
DB: Another wig for James! That was actually second unit day shooting for you shooting that stuff.
JM: I think it was yeah, but it was still green!
oh man!
JM: It was real metal and no padding. so it was like
DB: Those chains, they were painful.
JM: and they kept saying 'pull on them man!'
DB: Pull on them. Pull on them harder! harder!
JM: They came and showed me how to do that, went to show me
DB: And my pits really smell right now, and there we do some more grunting. Its like Dave Cassidy and David Bowie. Its a lot of fun. Oh I'm gonna fart! fart! oh ho ho ooooooh. aaaaahhhhhhhhhh. Oh here we go alright. Tries to remember his line, smacks me in the face with a leather glove, oh thats what your supposed to do.
ITALIEN ACCENT DB: I spit on your face! Spit on your family! I want to make love to your wife. You are next in my family. You gets in your family. You know nothing!
DB:Fires coming out of his head. And your good at coming. Those little men I did that.
JM: You enjoyed that
DB: These two guys were very funny. they couldn't quite get what they had to do and Green was a little upset about it. This is a cool shot. We spend about 4hours on this scene. Every morning ? hours. This was the day that Joss came in and told us that the show was canceled.
BOTH: no no no no no
JM: What am I? High?
DB: Yeah
JM: Thats interesting.
DB: Hello. Stand back. That's like I was rubbing off. And here comes Illeryia. And theres Andy....Just..being..Andy. Amy does a really good job focusing on what she was doing.
JM: We were returning to a blue cut kina princess spark kinda thing. And she just never really, totally just said ok I'm gonna do it. And she was just so good.
DB: Ok cool. Andys got a drink in his hand.....woah! surprise yeah..and working with the contact lenses was not comfortable. Amy had to deal with keeping her eyes open and tearing, its always difficult.
JM: You can't see anything with contact lenses.
DB: The mark is the tape. You do your job well.good actor, good acting.
JM: I don't know what the hell your talking about!
DB: Trying to figure this out. What?
PERSON: Make it up as you go along!
DB: Alright. Here we go. Damn it should have brought the car. Really thank you. (Texan accent) uh oh look whos coming. Its mom! Hi mom...Hi Dad..umm what are you doing here?I just gone green oh hi.
ok well you get my babysitting we'll go right away.
DB: I don't know what the hell I'm talking about....Alright we're in Italy and thats er another studio. Yeah,
JM: Beautiful!
DB: And let me take care of this Spike..(cheering)
Such a funny guy (Lenk) hilarious.
JM: He came on set, he never showed any of the like proper regulars any respect, hes like 'yeah, get out of my way'. Loved him. Took about 20 minutes to get the hair like that.
DB: Clean up!
JM: I'm not sleeping with Buffy I swear to God, not there
DB: Ok I wasn't certain but...I didn't actually know
DB: uh oh a stain!uh-oh their going for a ride on the motorcycle. whats that. oh okThats just.....
This is the part where we kept laughing. This is the only scene, see I'm actually cracking up right now, so if you look really close, and then theres like a little smooch, fresh breath for everybody. Bit my tongue.
JM: I love this bit man! This is school boy at best. This is so classic and we're done with that kinda wig wear.
DB: These girls are great, really had a lot of fun, with doing this scene. I think I throw something in this scene right?
JM: You what?
DB: I threw something
JM: Oh!
DB: How bout that
JM: Oh yeah! yeah yeah! at the end of the scene.
DB: Yes
DB: Well that was quick. She got dressed. I brush my hair.
DB (girl voice) Come back tomorrow! listen, do you love me?
DB: Listen, ok all right
DB: (Girl voice) ok here we go.
DB: Leave him alone! That was a bad year,
DB: (Girl voice) Don't do this to me. I gotta go to school. I can't do this.
DB: OK listen
JM: Your gonna stay out there.
DB: I could use the thighmaster everyday. Off we go. lets go out and have fun. I'm getting a hair cut.
This was like shot on a corner stage and there was no set so we had to er
JM: This was?
DB: Oh charge. This was the last shot, was 2 in the morning.
JM: Yep....y..ep
DB: Well here we are now.
JM: It was one of those takes. We do our lines right we're going home. Can we just get this take. So it becomes really intense, 'I'm going HOME!'
DB: Pick up the sandwich man.
JM: What was that guys name? David?
DB: It was really cool.
DB: Oh this was a piece of work. She really was a piece of work. She really did not like it. Such a heavy prosphetic for this woman, but man she was a piece of work.
JM: laughs
DB: Bowling ball. was that a bowling ball?
JM: A head
DB: Its a head ok.
JM: Its just diplimenting the palette
DB: Well this is the er lets be creative Hollywood shot looking in. What are you doing this show for?
No babe take it home. 3 or 4. we're back. Just pining over Buffy. Going back to Wolfram & Hart where I work.
JM: Put money away for the future.
DB: (Texan) Well how much money are we gonna get? 25 % is normal, settle for 12. Well I feel that her parents have a right to get more than 10. Well how bout 9?
JM: No...not 9..not 10 not 11. consider.
DB: WE're back to Italy jamming with Martini, having fun.
JM: Does Buffy come on stage?
DB: We're looking for Buffy here.
JM: We just kept telling everyone , please bump into us, we bump into them.
DB: We finally just started throwing people at each other. Of course that is fake booze...yeah. So now we're getting some information on something.
JM: Buffy!
DB: Oh
JM: She's over there!
DB: Oh...where?
DB There she is over there.
JM: Mostly Buffys double
DB: What a bitch....shes >? at me. This is a Loreal commercial.
JM: shes a mess. ??
DB: She just you know. bite me. uh oh the bag...
JM: No no!
DB: I got to say thats my head.
JM: Well, you went quick man. couldn't do that.
DB: This was a big fight, was actually a chrographed fight which was worked out. . These guys are really cool.
BOTH: (Groaning noises, guess you gotta hear it...lol)
DB: Hey come back here with that bag! oh here we are on the motorbike!de de deeee de de de, c'mon lets get on the scooter.
JM: I WAS not very good with this scooter man.
JM: I don't know how we survived this.
DB: I know.I had to get on the back. pink helmet I just loved that.
BOTH: Car noises (neeeeee-owwwwwww) brum burrrrrrrrrmmm eeeeoooooooooooooooooo
JM: ooooooooooooooo!
JM: That conter show that shot by the way
DB: Oh we did?
JM: yeah! That took so long.
DB: Thats right.
JM: You don't even remember that?

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JM: You don't even remember that?
DB: Sorry man. I just wanted to get home for soup.
Now we're pining once again. Please I'm not staring at your tits, I'm really staring at your eyes. I'm really really staring at your..oh! fuck it! yeah. That cracked me up. James was just long and high.
JM: I really liked it. no cause you were all bad, everytime we were acting and I was looking like 'this is totally bullshit!not real, and then you'd go arrrggghh and blow it and we'd have to do it again. I love that.
DB: Oh we're arguing about the dry cleaning bill. whos gonna clean whos leather jacket this time.
JM: I haven't cleaned this jacket in 20 years! its been like this since season one!
DB: Thats what I mean, you need Febreze!
That'll get it clean. Oh we're back Wolfram & Hart. this woman coming up to me had the offices of Wolfram & Hart. Oh this must be the LA setand it looked exactly like Wolfram &Hart look at that. put a few offices on the floor and all of a sudden we're in Italy.
JM: They put an 'e' on the end of Wolfram, I think it was a big perception.
DB: Nice camera shot, can tell what kind of a budget we have for season 5. Oh breasts again!
JM: ooooooo
DB: She was very good. She did a good job, she just had er some trouble with her lines
JM: Yeah
DB: Oh look at that! (female) You keep looking at my breasts!
JM: Did exactly the same in every take.
DB: (Italien) ok lets go eat mozereall. Satin sheets in my office..I got dance for joy..I got peppers, meatballs! I got meatballs!.
Alright they got meatballs! dum dum dum whats going on here. I really lke you guys, I'm going to have to go.
JM: So going down the stairs and you have to talk to me for the whole part of this storyline. I noticed that.
DB: We're in Italy and their back ai Wolfram & Hart in the labs, but next door on stage we're in Italy!
DB: (Husky voice) C'mon quick lets do it now. Take me now you beast. Don't you have the guts, what are you a man? I want to make love tonight.
Well as they'll be out.
Fine...huh...huh..uh..ok alright. We're just talking about sub Spikes condition. Oh man. We're back with the meatball lady! Oh trying to light that cigarette, that took 8 thousand times to do. I guess I'll just sit here. Just want, we just wanna sit down. I'll come over and do the sentence
JM: this was so much better
DB:how'd you do that?
JM: I dunno. I thought Angel was my man.
DB: (female Italien) I got so much to give you, luggage, leather smell me..
Lisen we can see your tits, looking at your breasts on and on and on.....Ok theres James having a peep down! there he goes! heeeey!Theres James suddenly lookingok here we go,
JM: Ok I'm not looking
DB: Theres me....ok lets see who goes first....
Well theres James looking down!
JM: Oh we had that for 2 days what do you care.
anywhere you can get use it
DB: Smoke. Thats what we do in here. smoke
JM: Universal Studios! 31:29
DB: Big crane shot outside a cabin. That car chase was very cool and obviously different cars on set that day. It was me bitch (?)
JM: Just another one as we got the cameras rolling, we spoke dialog which set the scene so cool until you realize how fast your going.
DB: Yeah
JM: Yeah
DB: It was really great, really enjoyed working with James. I think in this episode we really came to enjoy playing of each other alot.
JM: Cause we had that thing. Whatever we say we took it cause you didn't know what I did.
DB: We really played off each other and it was really enjoyable and its er...(laughs)
JM: Oh no. How do you serve, how do you shoot a big circle. It all falls to pieces. I remember this. This took forever.
DB: We're back in the elevator. (Texan) *We do have lawers. Ok you listen to me or burn up your butt. You live in hard damn. Don't you take that tone with me. *
That was quite a comeback.
JM: Your gonna get us killed by blonde titan
DB: Ok here we go. Goodbye everyone. How do they do that? Amazing to watch that.
JM: It actually looked Star Trek cause we kinda freaked out an that. It took us a month to get going.
DB: Oh here we go. This actually cracked me up. When he did it. I did it and we're doing this scene with this one point and I mean it just made me laught. Theres me trying not to laugh.
JM: He never laughs.
DB: I'm just like oh...my cheek or something. Peachy what are you saying.
JM: I'm not touching that thing. That was a nice nasty fight. Basically everyone just starts swinging. Not gonna win this fight.
DB: Ok thats fine. all playing volleyball. Stop where you are. all being serious. Here it is that line.
BOTH: da money da head......da money da head....da money da head.....and he kept doing it!da money da head
DB: da money da head..da money da head..da money da head. fuck it.....shut up! Ok give them the f**k**g money oh oops. We're gonna fight. Thank you and there they go. Everyones happy cause we just got bombed. Oh look! 3...2..1....commercial!
We are so sad. So low. Look at us. Spikes complaining about his jacket. I couldn't take mine off cause that wouldn't be right. Its just too cool. Too late. (laughs)
Oh heres a new one! but of course I get the ulgy freaking red one. Here we go,
JM: Oh you look lovely
DB: Look at that. didn't have a lot of lines. I got the bulicino (? ) jacket. banging on the door. oh very funny
JM: Why do you need so much time in the bathroom?
DB: What are you doing in there? Whats going on in there?
JM: C'mon, come outta there!
DB: Smoke a joint....relax. oh hey hello. I dunno maybe hes doing domething back there. Maybe we should Feng Shui the room while we're waiting. Aha. Well here we got 2 extras. Oh more eye candy for the crew.
JM: Angel was a good show to be on.
DB: Offwe go. goodbye and theres nothing but bad jackets.
JM: I can;t do that..I can;t do that..
DB: Where are we now..back in Wolfram..oh (Texan)* oh yes company. hi! I got an extremely short skirt on. wash your car.*

[Setje]

EXCELLENT ! Just Great ! LMFAO !!

thanks for doing this hon - you ROCK !

*smoochies* HUGS !

[Angelmouse410]

yeah, thanks hon, even I don't understand what they are talking about....

[mojo]

Great transcribing Thanks for taking the time and effort I was lol as it was so funny I would've loved to have been there

[Ley]

Me too, but at least we got to read what they said!

[Dbbear]

very funny also confusing...maybe we should wathc that particular ep while reading this...prob still wouldn't be able to understand where they were coming from ;D

[justdb]

You guys are totally welcome.
1 down...2 to go..

I thought that as I was transcribing that it may be confusing. I guess you'll just have to watch the eppy and read the commentary at the same time..lol *shrugs*

JDB

[Angelmouse410]

Sooooo, I will never understand it
Tanja

[chanelprincess]

Some I couldn't understand but some parts were really funny. I could picture the scenes in my head from their descriptions.